what they say about assume

So I was hanging out in the Intimates section at Kohl's last night, doing a little browsing -- if you will -- and a salesperson came up behind me and said, 'Doing a little shopping for your wife, huh?'
I spun around angrily and replied, 'Why should she get all the nice stuff?!'

Alright, I didn't say that, but people shouldn't be so quick to jump to conclusions. That's my whole point here.