the vast right-knee conspiracy
I've noticed recently that my really cool jeans are all wearing out rapidly. Bummer. The strange thing, however, is that they're wearing out in the same place -- the right knee. Not the left knee.
The right knee.
So what I've done is sent all of my pants down to the lab for further analysis. It looks like I won't be going to work this week. Or anywhere else that requires pants...for that matter.
I got some strange looks down at the Post Office when I shipped my pants off this afternoon. You'd think no one had ever seen a man in his underwear before. This country really needs to loosen up -- and soon. I don't know how much more of this I can take..
The right knee.
So what I've done is sent all of my pants down to the lab for further analysis. It looks like I won't be going to work this week. Or anywhere else that requires pants...for that matter.
I got some strange looks down at the Post Office when I shipped my pants off this afternoon. You'd think no one had ever seen a man in his underwear before. This country really needs to loosen up -- and soon. I don't know how much more of this I can take..
posted by Citizen at 2:56 PM
4 Comments:
Well, a gentleman would have tucked his shirt into his skivvies. Did you do that before you went in the post office?
I have the same conspirists up here. But truer to Canadian middle-of-the-road politics, it isn't the right knee, nor is it the left knee. Two separate pairs of jeans gave way at the crotch last week.
It is sinister, I tell you.
I took the pants I was wearing in line off and included them in the bundle I sent off to the lab. Thus all the excitement.
Now I find out the lab is backed up. It's going to be a long week without pants. A long, great week.
BC, that is sinister. You're not, by chance, a breakdancer, are you? :-)
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